I had an out of control patient and this patient demanded we called the police so we complied. As they were trying to talk the patient down, the patient said you guys have a very difficult job, there are crazy people out there. Seriously, one of the cops had to walk away because she could not keep a straight face.
Well, this should be interesting. Since I don't speak Klingon I wonder he knows sign language or maybe I will just keep smiling til he finds someone else to talk to!