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Colostomy bag exploded none on my shoes! All I do is win win win!!!

No family drama in the ICU this shift. Is it Christmas in May?!?!

I'm about to die. Very quietly and seriously.

Let it out let it all out now your shift is over they can't fire you or jail you now. ������

While restraining a very combative young man into 4 point leathers with 4 huge security guards and 2 large male ICU nurses helping me hold him down he completely stops everything turns and looks at me to ask "can I tie you up next?" With a big grin on his face. Then right back to screaming kicking and bucking the guys off him. My male coworkers were at a loss. I told him no cause he didn't know how to act. LOL!!!!

Nurse Kitty from that 70's show! Loved her

Not my monkeys not my circus! As you walk out the door

During a code in our ICU the more muscled up guys tend to go straight for compression of course. So our unit pretty boy is going to town with his "awesome " compressions which were not very effective then in walks the critical care MD & says "it's not all about power. You need to master the technique." The look on pretty boys face was more then I could handle so I busted out "that's what she said" and had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. We still remind him technique is important in all areas of life!!