mkslaght
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"I think I'm infertile....my boyfriend and I have been trying got a year to get pregnant." I quickly look at chart and ask if she was still taking her birth control pills. "Yes! Every day!"
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Hathaway on ER
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Your cervix is not a crystal ball
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Probably not appropriate but hilarious. On a surgeons written orders for a dressing change. "Clean the ***** area with sterile water then apply dry sterile 4x4"....pretty sure he meant pus or better yet exudate since the patient was male....
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Can you hear me now?
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I fell on it in the shower....