StefiDee

I grabbed a chart that had SPIES written on it. I asked the doctor why does this chart say SPIES on it? He was like oh no...are we seeing this pt today? I told him yes. He was like dang it...it means Stinkiest Patient I Ever Saw...so I know to brace myself when I go in there. Yes, this is an OB/GYN doc!

Love with all your heart

Me: I need you to pee in this cup Pt: no problem Me: open door when pts done, cup is empty but there is a folded up napkin with a perfect terd in it i was wondering what smelled like sh×t I grab my nurse buddy and show her we both laughed and went about our day Joys of being a nurse pts leave you surprises.

I have c diff

Do you hear that? Yep it's silence...my first time today

I asked a pt are you allergic to any medications she said no she was not allergic to anything I told her the doc ordered her tramadol for pain and she said I'm allergic to that I let the doc know so he prescribed a Percocet 5 325 by mouth when I came and told her this is what she would be taking she said she's allergic to Tylenol and she forgot sonic we were going to give her something for pain it had to be in a iv that stuff that really messes you up I forgot the name she said ....drug seekers fun fun

Carla from scrubs

When you are working night shift and someone says must be nice working night shift it's quiet bc everyone is sleeping. Do not say the q word. And oh yea super relaxed NOT LOL

Love with all your heart

I was working in OB/GYN. A lady came in for her yearly pap smear. Right before the doctor started she said I'm sorry if my lady parts smells like fish I had a fish sandwich for dinner and it made my lady parts smells like fish. The doctor said oh no problem my wife had onions last night and now my private smells like onion. I about died! Same OB/GYN doc a different patient. I grabbed the chart it had SPIES written on the chart. I asked the doctor why does it say spies on this chart. He said oh no are we seeing that patient today? I said yes. He was like dang...it means Stinkiest Patient I Ever Saw. So I put spies on the chart so I know to brace myself when she comes in. I haven't seen her in years.