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I think I've lost my mind! Oh...found it!

Adult patient s/p ileostomy creation: "You will never see gas in my (ostomy) bag because I'm lady and my mother told me ladies don't fart."

Nurse Joy, the nurse that takes care of all Pokémon. She is calm and pleasant in all situations.

"When people ask me, 'What do you do?' I say, 'Whatever it takes.'"

When asked to describe an ortho resident, the attending said "Typical ortho beefcake, enjoys check boxes and neckties."