Had a patient call the unit stating "I'm having contractions and I'm pretty sure I'm in labor." She then stated "My aunt wants to check me . How will she know how far dilated I am?" I had to explain that there was no need for that, and the L&D nurses would be glad to perform a lady partsl exam when she came through triage. That's the first, and last, time I've heard a patient say something like that.