"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say: I used everything you gave me." –Erma Bombeck
Had a patient call the unit stating "I'm having contractions and I'm pretty sure I'm in labor." She then stated "My aunt wants to check me . How will she know how far dilated I am?" I had to explain that there was no need for that, and the L&D n...