Kackl

When you've had a really long shift and you're just making sure it's still there.

"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bulls**t story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it." -Jordan Belfort Not an excellent role model, but a motivational quote.

An older woman who was well known to the ED staff came in monthly via EMS with complaints of "back pain," but just wanted her foley changed. The doctor in his 70s goes in and determines that she just wants her foley changed as usual. As he is leaving her room she says "hey, Dr., how about some of that dilaudid?" To which he replies "how about hell no?"

Explaining to a teenage boy how straight cathing work. He looks in horror after exposing to him where the tube goes and says "what do you mean up?"

"Have you done this before?" And you haven't done it before.