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New Computer Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for

viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes

little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then

e-mails everyone about what it did

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor

doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

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