need humor please

[sherrob]

:chuckle :chuckle I would love to have some really good humor pertaining to nursing. If you have some gut busters, now is the time to shine. Thanks

[hbscott]

Try this thread:

https://allnurses.com/f58

-HBS

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

I hope this helps

"This should be taken care of right away."

I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy

and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Well...l, what have we here..."

Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is,

the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.

"We'll see."

First I have to check my malpractice insurance.

"Let me check your medical history."

I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."

I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"We have some good news and some bad news."

The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW,

and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.

"Everything seems to be normal."

I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests."

I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

"How are we today?"

I feel great. You, on the other hand, look bad.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."

I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

Cheers!

Fran:nurse:

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

You mean like

What is the difference between a nun and a theatre nurse?

The nun only serves ONE god!

Browse our nursing humour forum there is years worth of reading in there.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Yes, Sherrob.

I posted a brand new thread there for you tonight. I hope you'll enjoy it. It's located in the Nursing Humor...Share your jokes and funny stories forum.

Fran:nurse:

[mhenze]

I've created a seperate thread for my nursing related comic strip, but this seemed a good place to post again considering the topic.

Please take a look at the strip "Hubert and Abby", which follows the life of a nurse (Abby) and attempts to give some voice to the profession. Please allow time for the strip to develop and come back often.

Monday marks the start of some strips that deal directly with situations in the hospital.

There's also a feedback link on the page and all comments are strongly encouraged.

The strip can be found here...

http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cskvb