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Medical Dictionary

BARIUM-What you do when the patient dies.

URINE-The opposite of "You're out!"

CAUTERIZE-Made eye contact with her.

OVA-Finished, done with it.

SPERM- To reject, look away from.

DILATE-To live a long time.

ENEMA-Opposite of a friend.

NODE-Was aware of.

WHITE COUNT- The number of caucasians.

HERNIA FIBRILLATE- Pertaining to a female's knee.

D&C-Where Washington is.

BUNION-Paul's surname.

RECTUM-Dang near killed him.

PARADOX-Two doctors.

CORONARY-Domesticated yellow bird.

CONSTIPATION-Endangered feces.

member-Someone who plays the piano.

HUMERUS-To tell us what we want to hear.

INTESTINE-Currently taking an exam.

OUTPATIENT-A person who has fainted.

GENITAL-Non-Jew.

SACRUM-Holy.

PPAP SMEAR-To slander your father.

PELVIS-The evil twin of Elvis.

SEIZURE-Roman emperor.

CAT SCAN-When the Secret Service looks for Socks.

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