Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

allnurses

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Discussion

you know you've been a nurse too long when ...

I had an electrical problem with that special electric socket plug near the kitchen sink (and like the one in the bathroom). You know the one with the little flip switch that's a breaker when fluids are near an elec plug.

Whenever I mentioned it to 'knowledgeable' others, they'd call it a GFI plug. They were always correcting over me when I call it a GFR plug. Like as in Ground Fault Receptacle to me. I always called it a GFR plug for as long as I remember. No. Big. Deal.

Then it hit me.

GFR = glomerular filtration rate. Never batted an eyelash. That plug was GFR to me!

... been a nurse too long!

To Mods - I know there've been similar posts, but I couldn't find them, I don't search well.

Move this if you choose.

Featured Replies

I miss the laundry chutes where you could hear the full bags whizzing down at you from 5 floors up. You could easily lose an arm, but it added some excitement to my day.

I've been a psych nurse, specifically too long! My grandmother passed a couple of years ago, and one of the things I inherited was the lap quilt the hospice made her. I flipped it over to the backside one day not long after getting it, by chance, and finally noticed the personalized note - made out to her name, "from SI Hospice." SI, to me, is always "suicidal ideation" and I started laughing really inappropriately at those connotations. (The next day, I found out it was Seasons International or something innocent like that.) Then again, my grandmother had a dark sense of humor sometimes, so I think she'd find it funny.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Add a Comment

Currently Reading 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.