Knock Knock Joke

Billy Rubin who?

Bilirubin?

Why, Billy Rubin-Emia, of course! Do you find me hyper? If you do, just say so.

Billy rubin who? hehe

Really really true story here, our new, at the time ward clerk handed me the phone saying some one was asking about Billy Rubin, she’d told them we didn't have a patient on of that name on the ward but they were insisting on speaking to the nurse in charge. Of course it was the path lab trying to give a result, Bless she still two years later hasn’t lived it down!

During a lecture in an LPN class the instructor kept talking about bilirubin. Due to her accent/manner of speech it did come out sounding like two words.

One of my classmates finally raised her hand and asked: "Who is Billy Rubin, anyway?"