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did you ever wonder........

.... where shows like Jerry Springer and Rikki Lake recruit their guests???????

They go to the local E.R. and sign up the flaky patients that all too frequent the E.R.

I'm always calling for a Jerry Springer consult in Room A

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"Some days when I'm feeling down and sad about the problems in life, I only need to go to work and surround myself with some of the patients and the reasons why they are there.... I suddenly start feeling better about myself!!!!!!"

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yes i have wondered........ :imbar i have wondered when some patients present if allen font jr will suddenly appear and tell me...........

"SMILE! YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMEREA!"

:cool: :cool: :cool:

i work in the ed where all the guests from springer are found......no lie!!

;)

i hope the "judgemental" police are not watching! if so, we'll all be getting the " FAB " death penalty!:kiss

::puts his police badge on the desk::

Just so ya'll know, we do auditions in MY ER :)

That's why security got the bonus and nurses got nothing.

Dave, who has seen some really odd things in ER... and most of them turned out to be people.

Originally posted by MAGIK GIRL

;)

i hope the "judgemental" police are not watching! if so, we'll all be getting the " FAB " death penalty!:kiss

Cute, very cute.

Yes I do and they are all around me......

they don't have to work hard at this, believe me. they are ALL around.

i love the one who is pregnant .... again....

although all her children have already been taken due to her and hubby's drug abuse.... so she calls the ambo - leaves hubby at home and gets to the ed...."uummm... can i use your phone please" - then calls her 65 y/o boyfriend to come get her.....

poor guy - doesn't know which std is gonna tag him next...

are they hounding harry?!?!?!? i have to admit i love his honesty and quirkiness..... would work with him any time...

Originally posted by athomas91

are they hounding harry?!?!?!? i have to admit i love his honesty and quirkiness..... would work with him any time...

:cool: :cool: :cool:

who is hounding harry?! i would work with him any time as well....

as far as that goes, i would work with you....... as a matter of fact, i would even let you be my er nurse.:roll :roll

hahahaha!!!!:roll :roll :roll

sounds like a movie "who's hounding harry"........

hey harry - i will have to get your number..... there is a f.f. at work (usual bal of 300) who would love you ----

she might call you tarzan.... she likes to call the guys that.....

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yes sir, the love child from Kenny G and weird Al Yankovic is back on board.

I was off at a retreat for RN's, we sat around holding hands singing Kum-ba-ya my Lord and giving ech other supportive group hugs.

Now I can be more threruputic for my patients when I go to work. I will hand out warm blankets, pre made lunch bags, spring water, unlimited phone use for my patients and their extended family/friends, and when all is said and done, a Cab voucher compliments of the hospital!!!!

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