DEFINITIONS

another e-mail that i received from a colleague & wanted to share with all of you...

definitions...

adult:

a person who has stopped growing at both ends and

is now growing in the middle.

beauty parlor:

a place where women curl up and dye.

cannibal:

someone who is fed up with people.

chickens:

the only animals you eat before they are born

and after they are dead.

committee:

a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

dust:

mud with the juice squeezed out.

egotist:

someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

gossip:

a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will

do more damage.

handkerchief:

cold storage.

inflation:

cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

myth:

a female moth.

mosquito:

an insect that makes you like flies better.

raisin:

grape with a sunburn.

secret:

something you tell to one person at a time.

skeleton:

a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

toothache:

the pain that drives you to extraction.

tomorrow:

one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

yawn:

an honest opinion openly expressed.

wrinkles:

something other people have. you have character

lines.