Court Case

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I · Aug 10, 2007

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AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET #12659, CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite

her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time,

the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more

amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained

to the driver, and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court: The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well, Your Honor, it was

like this...

'When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She

sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I

grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce

the swelling,' and I had to smile.'

Then, she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big

Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that

said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I just lost it!'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

Now, keep that smile on your face, and pass it on to someone else!!!