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A Blonde's Brain at work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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Just another reason why....

Oh nevermind. You know what I'm getting at :)

Dave

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Originally posted by MD Terminator

You know what I'm getting at :)

Dave

Unfortunately, I do! :rolleyes:

JK! :kiss

Kacy

The Father of two daughters dies One a Brunette and one a blonde

They take over the family Ranch but after two months they are about to go broke so they decide they need to buy a new bull to replenish their stock. They only have $600 and the Brunette tells the Blonde I will go and see the bull and If I can talk him into our price I will send for you to bring the truck and trailer to come get the bull.

The Brunette likes what she sees and haggles with the owner and he won't budge from $599 the brunette decides she will take the bull.

The brunette goes to send a telegram to send for her sister. She explains that she needs to tell her sister to bring the truck and trailer to come get the bull. The telegram man tells her that is fine but its a dollar per word. the brunette thinks for a while then returns to the counter with one word and tells the man to send

COMFORTABLE

the guy looks her over a little skeptical and says how is your sister going to get everything you told me from this one word?

The Brunette says well she is Blonde and she doesn't read very well and she will read it slow so it will be

com-for-da-bull

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LMAO! :D

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