Tootsboots

Sometimes staying professional is a challenge! What's the funniest thing you've accidentally (or purposefully) said to a patient or family?! My Story: I had one of those patients that is perfectly capable of doing things on his own but just wanted all of us to do everything for him and be a pervert. So he called me in to help him use the urinal for the 8th time, so I walked in, grudgingly put his junk in the urinal for him without a word, and then when he was done I started to walk out. He called back to me "What, don't be rude, no conversation?"... without thinking I turned around and said "Really you want me to have a nice chat like I'm not standing there holding your dick for you?" He looked at me shocked.. I realized what I said and quickly corrected myself LOL but man.. sometimes when you lose patience, sometimes things just blurt out!