Thanks everyone, for your thoughts and great sense of humor! We all need a laugh sometimes. These appear to be fixed neuro deficits and I worry about unlicensed staff recognizing any neuro changes. Sometimes I worry about ME recognizing neuro changes. The client is mostly non-verbal, so some of the check and info I would want (do you have a H/A?, what's your name?, etc.) aren't going to be applicable. Keep your suggestions and thoughts coming, I appreciate all of them.