You are right I don't understand your plight. Who cares what kind of advanced degree you have. You are still a nurse and always will be. How long would it of taken you to clean up the patient, 5-10 seconds? Maybe you can check to see if they can give your super-duper advanced degree different initials...like cMDa or cDOa. Then I think you would be happy and get the "respect" you so deserve. I hope you enjoy your NURSING career.