I'm so sorry, you sound overqualified and should be flooded with job offers. I'd say try a place that has CNA training, pays you for it, and hires you afterwards. I believe the being a CNA thing is a CYA thing by the facility, nothing personal against you. So become one on their dime. Also, fill out applications in person-I've gotten hired for every job I've physically applied for and none where I sent in a resume. I think it shows initiative and that you're neat, well-spoken, and other things they seek. Best of luck.