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LOL hahahahahahahaha.... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN GIVE A DOG A RAPE KIT..... UGH LOL PEOPLE ARE CRAZY JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHTYOU HEARD IT ALL BOOM ANOTHER HITS YOU LOL....

Nerdtonurse? & trekfan.... lol.... and yes teens will lie to cover up the truth its amazing because the parents really don't notice!!!!

That was his calling alright.... Lol

Yes ma'am I saw that once it was posted, but I couldnt figure how to change it to the Nursing forum... Im still kind of new at this...... :-( but the stories are GREAT!!!!

These are great keep the coming ive been laughing all day!!!!

Omg lol hair spray!!!! omg lol

No but you can google different bio study guides and test... I hope this helps!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE IT!!!!!

Kml omg!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha I love this!!!! Its amazing the things you guys see!!!! Lol... But wait.... How do they remove these objects?????

Suanna I really really really want to be a nurse I have a heart and passion for it it wasrms my soul!!!!! And as far as the hubby I would have been killing myself laughing to myself "poor men" lol.... I love hearing you guys stories its amazing what nurses have to go through and the stories they come home with ONE WORD AMAZING!!!!!!

I cant believe it omg poor thing.... Cogath I have soooo much to learn... I cant wait!!!! Is it safe to say Im so jealous of you guys!!!!! Oan CONGRATS NEW GRAD I HOPE YOU GET IN ER SOON!!!

Congrats new Grad!!! I hope you get in ER!!!! Cogath omg really??? That explains why they were more scared than sad... Poor thing this really makes me want to be a nurse even more... I cant wait to get where you guys are!!!! Im so jealous lol....

Omg I can not wait to start program so that I can experience some of these things... I got curious when I went to the ER with my Grandmother lastnight and a couple came in with a baby born at 4 months gestation they were more scared than anything the baby was really small and looked very weird the nurse came and got the baby but left the parents in the waiting room her stories as to why she didnt come to the ER when she first started contracting was that she never felt any pain or pressure she just went to the bathroom and her still born baby fell out!!!! And im like omg I would be crying my eyes out but she wasnt even crying and it made me wonder if she was lieing or not it scared me!!!

Omg was the baby ok??? And what happened to the poor excuse for a mother????

What are some of the funniest, scariest, or weird lies youve heard patients come in the ER with??? I was just wondering what type of crazy stories you guys and gals come across before you find out the TRUTH.... LOL THANKS