I think this will be really cool! I'm going to start it off with a few...please join in! You know you are a dialysis nurse when: 1. you hear a machine alarm going off and wonder why your patient is coming off so early only to realize it is your alarm clock waking you! 2. you have a calus on your thumb from drawing up so much heparin, zemp, epo, etc. 3. you have a heat stroke from having on so much PPE. Let's have some fun! Keep it going!