I'm a nursing student and it was my first day caring for a patient on the Tele unit. She was very ill and had been waiting for a liver for quite some time. She was admitted a month before, and the staff nurse and I were telling her she was getting a new liver =) So it's me, staff nurse and ancillary in the room and she starts crying and laughing and said, "I have to call him. No I have to call her first. I just have to tell everyone!" The staff nurse says, "OK, but first we have to run some tests..." Patient: "No, no, no. The first thing you have to do is get me the h*ll off of this bed pan!":lol2: