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If you have not learned you have to determine if a prisoner is telling the truth, and it works for everything not just chest pain. Look at them when they talk and watch around the lips, if their lips are moving they are lying.

Paper gown only. And like in my second week at a prison don't give them lotion for their feet in a med cup. (You come in the next day and hear the other nurses say, I wish I knew who gave him that lotion, then you become proud that you let the milk of human kindness flow from your breast and believe they are commenting on the kindness someone showed to thier fellow man). When you proudly proclaim it was me, expecting congratulations for not being jaded and turning your head away from his needs, you are told he was using it to masturbate. EVERY INCOUNTER WITH EVERY INMATE INVOLVES MANIPULATION.

Keep a can of hairspray in the OR. If you have a flying insect in the OR a quick spray (not over or towards a sterile field even though that would be better than fly germs any day) and the insect will drop to the ground like a rock where you can cover it and dispose of it properly.