I once worked in the Psychiatric Unit at a hospital and one day we had a female patient who was a bit psychotic and she had taken a tube of toothpaste and squirted in her ears and all over her head and all I had asked her to do was to brush her teeth!!!After that she went to the payphone in the unit, pretended to call the president of the united states to tell him that she wanted to be realesed since her teeth were clean!! Also she told me when I was making up her bed that I was a piece of nurse and that she could do a better job than me because she use to be a nurse, so I asked her then where are your scrubs and she told me that I had them on (smile). Note this lady was not on medication yet!