Lost in Chicago

unfortunately, i've recently made this decision. after high school. after college. after a few years of work. i graduated from a very tough university in virginia where i studied political science. save one course, health care policies and politics, and the occasional "why a pack of monkeys could great a more logical health care system than the u.s. has" essay, i have no health care related educational experience. furthermore, despite the moniker "political science," i never touched microbiology, organic chemistry, or...well...any science whatsoever. i do no know what the best course of action is for my entrance into the wild world of nursing. i don't have a considerable amount of spare cash and would ideally like to get the ball rolling as quickly as possible. from what i understand my best two options would be to enroll in an asn program or take the necessary prerequisite courses at a community college and apply for a graduate's entry to nursing program. i don't really know how to go about looking into either. my other question (as if this post wasn't already long enough) is regarding what i should do in the meantime career wise. i would like to work in some health care-related capacity, but my credentials are sales and political science...neither of which is conducive to landing a hospital job. here, although i know i haven't flushed out all the probably necessary details, i will end this post. please ask any qualifying questions you might have and i will greatly appreciate any advice you can give me. thanks again. oh, and hi...i'm joey.