You sound very defensive and hostile, but in the passive-aggressive way that reminds me of the co-workers I'm trying to get away from by going back to school. Honestly, reading through this thread, the only person I saw with a poor attitude is you. If multiple people tell you that you're the problem, it's not a good idea to double down on your behavior. To answer your question, there are no online crna programs and hopefully there never will be, lest the training and education devolve into the online diploma mill programs that plague the NPs. Some programs will still admit a cohort of Master's students this year, before fully transitioning to DNP only. If it makes you feel any better I agree with your sentiments about MSN vs DNP, and the directors of the MSN schools I interviewed at straight up told us that they were holding out as long as possible before making the full switch to DNP. You can email the programs you're interested in directly if you want to know if they will admit a Master's cohort. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, and hope you have a wonderful life. Bye.