I had to float to another department and when I was done I had to check in with my department before going home. They asked me to stick around and if this drunk patient we were getting was going to be cooperative. Nope he kept getting out of bed, taking his monitors off to the point where I had to stay with him to keep him from being an idiot. He kept slurring I have to piss so he thrashed his way out of bed. Obviously very unsteady I come to make sure he doesn't fall and he goes. Waves his finger at me saying "No no no, no peeking haha" by this time I was so annoyed I couldn't bite my tongue anymore and said dude not interested!