Lorilu25

A lady came into the ER with flight of ideas and I had only ever read about it. She said to me "I am pregnant because my boss said my blood sugar was high and don't give me any BS because I am the head of the CIA and I will know" I thought someone was playing a joke on me at first.

"Grandma doesn't walk and she can't stop pooping, a couple days ago they said she had something called C-Diff"

I really needed expert advice

They may forget your name, but they will never forget how you made them feel

While working for a PCP who was in his early 70's we were doing a pelvic exam on a young female early 20's. The PCP always checked everyone for hemorrhoids. When he stuck his finger in her rectum she squealed and he simply said "Relax someday you will enjoy that" I thought I was going to faint.