OR jokes

I found these jokes today on some website. I don't really know how funny they are, but i thought I would share them anyways.

What is the difference between a Nun and an Operating Room Nurse?

A Nun only serves one God.

What is the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

The puppy stops whining when he grows up.

SETTING: In an operating room are a surgeon and his assistant. A patient lies on an operating table.

NURSE: Stop, Doctor! You're cutting the wrong leg. Look at the chart.

DOCTOR: Never yell at me while I'm operating! It disturbs my concentration. Can't you tell the right leg from the left leg?

NURSE: Yes, and I can tell the right leg from the wrong leg.

DOCTOR: For God's sake, Nurse! Peoples' legs are left and right; not right and wrong.

NURSE: You're cutting his right leg Doctor. The chart says you're supposed to remove his left leg.

DOCTOR: Don't you realize, Nurse, that, if I removed his left leg, then his right leg would be left?

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