3 Nurses and a Wish

A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk and wearing large polished stoned jewelry.

"I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant you each one wish!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit, and bottles of wine, proving she had the power to grant wishes before the nurses could think otherwise.

The nursing assistant and floor nurse argued over who would go first. Speaking up loudly, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, she was gone.

Next the floor nurse spoke up. "I wish I were rich, retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me cocoa and grapes." With a puff of smoke, she was gone.

"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady in silk.

The charge nurse spoke up and said, "I want those 2 back on the floor at the end of break!"