Kinda cute...

Subject: Hospital Patient..

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>A patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over

>his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,

>surgical procedure.

>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

>"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir I'm only

>here to wash your upper body and feet."

>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

>Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his

>testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back

>the covers. She raises his gown, holds his member in one hand and his

>testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she

takes a

>close

>look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

>The man struggles to pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says

>very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen

>very, very closely...

>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"