Fat guy .... Small gloves ...

[CynicallyVexed]

Today working my last day as a CNA in the Trauma Critical Care unit I got this patient who was transfered from another state and traveled by ambulance. This lucky confused soul got to travel with two very cocky chubby fat guys, one short one and one tall one, and as always, the short one HAS to be the cockier one. I will admit he was a bit cute too.

Anyways it took a few of us to move this patient over to the bed, so it was me, two of my male coworkers and the two male paramedics and the short cocky one was like "I need magnum gloves" saying it just like he meant it, in a cocky 'my d*** is big, stroke my ego and hand me your largest gloves sweet a**' type of deal. So I took one look at him, one look at his hands, and handed him the small gloves. My cohorts and the other paramedic burst out laughing and the confused patient was like "Magnum gloves, no man can use a magnum glove" and yet again.. more laughter.

[callmekipling]

Hey, some of us fill out a large okay

There is one ICU doc where I work who has really huge hands, like ironworker big. He has to go to supply and draw out his own XL gloves. Poor guy, it's a running gag with him, and it seems to come up whenever pts ask about him!