A nurses life!

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Specializes in Education, Acute, Med/Surg, Tele, etc.

An elderly nurse is in her home rocking the last of her days away in a lovely rocking chair on her front porch. She thinks about all the people she has helped, the lives she touched, the dedication and sacrifice she has given over the years..and then realizes no matter how wonderful those years were, her death was inevitable and she had never spoiled herself or done anything really for her!

All the sudden a gorgeous fairy comes and tells her that she has heard her thoughts and agreed that she was overdue for some things for herself and grants her three wishes!

Excited and wondering if it was just her meds..the lady says "well, I really didn't make much money...and I always thought I would be financially stable..alas...all my own medical probelms have cost me so very much...I would like to see what it is like to be rich before I die!"...

With a wave of her wand, and a wink of her eye...the beautiful rocking chair turns into solid gold, and all her porch plants started producing 100 dollar bills!

"WOW! okay it may be the meds but keep this going!" she exclaimed! Then she said "I was never all that good looking, and now look at me...I should have a glow of a life spent helping people..that glow of caring, and love! How much I would give to be as beautiful as what I gave to others!"...

With a wave of her wand, and a wink of her eye...the nurse is transformed into a beautiful goddess! She is breathtaking, young, perfect!!!!!!

"Okay...WOW!!!!!! Now..let me see...I guess since I never married because I was too busy to meet Mr. Right...I would..hmmmmmm...Ummmm...."

Just then her beloved cat crossed on the banister of her porch. This cat had been with her for years, always with a prrrrrrr and a cuddle to soothe her aches and pains, and love her when she felt no one did....

"make him into a gorgeous hot man who will love me till my dying day...he has always been there for me, and what better way to end my days than to spend it with the one being that stayed with me come thick or thin!"

With a wave of her wand, and a wink of her eye...the cat was transformed into a gorgeous man! HUBBA HUBBA!!!!

Estatic and panting...he grabs the nurse up into his arms and nuzzles her neck, whispering sweet nothings into her ear.

So the nurse suggests they take this love to the bedroom, and the man pauses...and whispers into her ear...

"Now...lets see...ummmmm...okay, aren't you sorry you had me neutered????"....

UHHHGGGGGGGGG...well...thats a nurses life isn't it! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!:chuckle :uhoh3: :angryfire :uhoh3: :chuckle