1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes

> back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come

> back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it

> just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,

> eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money,

> and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it

> free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

>

> 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,

> someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

>

> 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves

> completely.

>

> 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear

> tight shoes.

>

> 5) The nice part about living in a small tow! n: When

> you don't know what you're doing, someone else always

> does.

>

> 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along

> came today.

>

> 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I

> regain consciousness.

>

> 8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a

> while and it shrinks two sizes!

>

> 9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our

> bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard

> from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you

> like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous

> toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen

> fatty....do it and die."

>

> 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms

of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

:chuckle

Those are cute..thanks for sharing!

So close to home!

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Loved it!:rotfl: :rotfl:

# 10 is my fav, and it's so true!

Hey....nice #1....

woops...I used to have that as my tag....:)

Hey....nice #1....