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Glad you liked it! Kacy

Why, thank you, thank you very much! :kiss Kacy

Dave, you know how I feel about this. I know that whatever you decide will be the best decision for YOU. Don't worry, it will come to you when you least expect an answer. :) Kacy

LOL! Too funny! K

LMAO! Just for you, baby! Just Kidding! :kiss Kacy

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your stuttering". The man asked, "Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem." The doctor replied, "Your member is very, very large. The weight of your member is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stuttering. The only solution to this is to perform a member transplant." The man was really tired of his stuttering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor. The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large member, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stutter, but I miss my old member. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange memberes back." The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im.. im.. im.. impo.. impossible."

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

That's hilarious!!! :D I haven't heard that one, obviously!! Kacy

Yes, that's when i'll be appyling...only 9 1/2 mos to go!! :D Good luck, manna! And I hope I didn't scare ya off....But I like people to know the truth....esp. about something as big as a college choice. PM me if you need anything. Kacy

Hey manna! I'm at the W now, and I have to say that while the actual nursing program is wonderful...the PEOPLE suck! They are totally careless, irresponsible, and just plain lazy. (Ok, so you can tell I'm have a vrappy day.) Anyway, I will be applying in Oct. 04. Well, the other day, I went to Dr. Cox's office (BY APPOINTMENT!!) And her sec'y tells me "Oh, she's not here. last week she scheduled a meeting." I'm thinking, "and she couldn't have called me??" anyway, so i finally got rescheduled (last friday) and she tells me ok i need a copy of your transcripts...the ones SHE was supposed to have gotten from the registrar....anyway, you get my point. I love the W, but so far the nursing PEOPLE haven't gotten too high on my list. However, the program ROCKS! My best friend is in there now, and she LOVES it! I hope you can still come here, manna! If I can help in any way, PM me, alrighty? :) Kacy