can't pick your kin

Published Jul 19, 2004

190 Posts

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a

drink.

Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table He gets up,

staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the

face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the

hallway buck naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at

the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says,"I got it on with your grandma

and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still

says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you

something else, boy, your grandma liked it.

She's a real goer!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks

him square in the eyes and says...

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"Grandpa,...Go home, you're drunk !"