What lawyers are REALLY good for :)

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Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

--Dave

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Specializes in ICU.
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:chuckle that is a good one

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LMAO, Dave you're so bad! :p

Kacy

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Specializes in midwifery, ophthalmics, general practice.

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dave is so bad............he is almost good!

Karen

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Ladies, Ladies, and Ladies...

I must respond to these accusations of badness...

The truth is, you're right :)

Dave

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Originally posted by MD Terminator

Ladies, Ladies, and Ladies...

I must respond to these accusations of badness...

The truth is, you're right :)

Dave

Yes, we are! :p You're the bad ass of the boards, and now we know for sure! :D

Kacy

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I'll take that as a compliment Kacy.

I think.

Dave

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Originally posted by MD Terminator

I'll take that as a compliment Kacy.

Well, of course, how else would you take it? :) So you thought I was being mean? :eek: Now I'm hurt! :o

:p

Kacy

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Ya know what Lawyers are really good for? Scaring official idiots when you say i'm calling my lawyer and give his name as you pick up the phone. The person you are addressing starts sputtering and takes what was said back. But you need the name and number of a good lawyer, one you know, for this to work.:D

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Its all good Kacy!

Anyone who likes the Forge is a winner in my books!

Dave :p

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Don't try flattery......that doesn't not get you nowhere. :D (try to figure THAT one out :p )

Yeah, as long as we've got the mtns, we're great! :D

Kacy

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