Triage's Christmas song: Holly Jolly Hospital

[Antikigirl, ASN, RN]

Have a holly jolly Christmas

Its the best time of the year...

But I don't know, by census isn't low

So everyone lend an ear...

See you have to play it safe now

And do not do stupid things

So heres some advice, and play real nice

and stay out of my ER please!

No no on hanging mistletoe on ceiling fans that are on,

Or climbing on icy rooftops please,

or drinking till you can't see...

And some more advice from us nurses

No shoveling snow with heart history

Stop driving on ice

Treat your own darn lice

and avoid giving others your cold.

Wash your hands religiously

Sneeze into your jacket please.

Watch out for the kitchen knifes

And no candles on that tree!

So have a safe and happy Christmas

I don't mean to be a nursie grinch...

But oh my golly have a holly jolly

NON HOSPITAL Christmas this year!!!!!!!