Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty

nursebedlam · Apr 25, 2004

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T :

> >

> > 10. I need to whip it out by 5.

> > 9. Mind if I use your laptop ?

> > 8. Just stick it in my box.

> > 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag !

> > 6. I want it on my desk, NOW !!!!

> > 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid !

> > 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

> > 3. It's an entry level position.

> > 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today ?

> > And the number one thing that sounds dirty, but at the

office isn't : 1.

> >

> > It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there

!!!

> >

> > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN'T :

> >

> > 10. Have you looked through her briefs ?

> > 9. He is one hard judge.

> > 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

> > 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

> > 6. Is it a penal offense ?

> > 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

> > 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good !

> > 3. Can you get him to drop his suit ?

> > 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

> > And the number one thing that sounds dirty, but in law

isn't : 1. Think

> > you

> > can get me off ?

> >

> > TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN'T :

> >

> > 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

> > 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

> > 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

> > 7. Look at the size of his putter.

> > 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

> > 5. Mind if I join your threesome ?

> > 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

> > 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

> > 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be

desired. And

> > the

> > number one thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't : 1.

Hold up ! I

> > need

> > to wash my balls first.

Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN · Apr 25, 2004

Hahahahaha!

Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN · Apr 25, 2004

Hahahahaha!