The Pharmacist

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This gal walks into the drugstore and tells the

pharmacist she wants to buy some orificenic. He says,

"What do you want with orificenic?"

She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats

on me by having sex with another woman. The

pharmacist says, "I can't sell you orificenic so you can

kill your husband lady, even if he is having sex with

another woman."

So she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture

of her

husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist says "Oh...O.K., I didn't realize you

had a prescription."

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I am going to need to get a new chair after this one.

Brown has to be the funniest nurse on this planet (You come in close Kacy). We could only be so lucky to have OUR nurse be so funny when we are sick!

Dave

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Originally posted by MD Terminator

(You come in close Kacy). Dave

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I'm in LOVE! :D Too bad you're married! :eek:

LOL, don't tell wifey I said that! :p

BTW, Brownie, I love that joke! Thanks for the laugh! :D

Kacy, who's in love with THE terminator! ;)

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:rotfl: Good one Brown.

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Well Kacy...

if you look anything like your picture, we might have a small problem :)

Vin just isn't my type. But my friend Tyler would be all over that like a "chicken on a june bug".

Dave

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Just might?! :devil: Well, lucky for you, I look nothing like Vin Diesel! :p Now you're interested? Hmmm, sounds good to me! :eek:

You're too funny! :D

Kacy

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