The Ideal Surgical Patient

[glopop11]

You've probably heard it before, but just in case:

The Ideal Patient

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate

on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating

table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!

Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;

everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction

workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left

over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it

would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all

wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no

heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are

interchangeable."

[volschick03]

That's hilarious!!! :D I haven't heard that one, obviously!!

Kacy

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Heee,hee,hee,hee,ha,ha,ha! I love it.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

blue bold

:rotfl: har,har,har,hee,hee,hee! :chuckle i love it.

[suzy253, RN]

Great one! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. :rotfl:

[treddrn]

OMG!!!!!! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!

:chuckle

:rotfl:

[Dave ARNP]

Oh my lord....

I have to pass this on!

Dave

[nekhismom]