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The Centipede

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NRSKarenRN has 40 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

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Subject: Centipede

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he

had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that

he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to the Pub with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the Pub and have a drink with me?

Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT!

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!

A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my

shoes."

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That was so dumb it was funny...hehehe

-Russell

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live4today is a RN and specializes in Community Health Nurse.

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That was so hilarious! :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol2:

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I have to tell you. As soon as I read the punchline, the ad banner above the post caught my attention....It was a SHOE AD!!!:rotfl:

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canoehead has 30 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in ER.

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Oh Karen...you must be a refugee from the pool party.

Let me buy you a beer. :)

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joyrochelle has 15 years experience and specializes in Adult internal med, OB/GYN, REI..

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ahahahahahahhhh!!!! that was soo cute.

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