A burglar breaks into a house one night and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He stops, hears nothing more, and continues on. Shortly after, he hears again, "Jesus is watching you." He looks around and finds a parrot. He asks the parrot, "Were you saying that?" "Yes," the parrot answers. "Well, what is your name?" asks the burglar. The parrot replies, "Moses." "Moses," the burglar laughs. "Who would be stupid enough to name a parrot Moses?" The parrot says, "The same person who named the rottweiler Jesus 0 Likes
