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September 2019 Caption Contest

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by Joe V Joe V (Admin) Writer Innovator Expert Verified

Joe V specializes in Programming / Strategist / Web Development.

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You are reading page 2 of September 2019 Caption Contest. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

Select your favorite caption(s)...

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  1. 1. And the $100 winner is...

    • Vaccinate or Die!!!!
      31
    • Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.
      22
    • Healthcare from the patient's perspective.
      11
    • But, I didn't sign up to be an organ donor!
      10
    • Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patients.
      9
    • At Halloween, the adage, "The nurse is patient´s last defense line.", becomes a new dimension.
      11
    • H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I am NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!
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andreasmom02 has 7 years experience.

367 Posts; 14,307 Profile Views

Really wish former coworkers from my old job would stop haunting my dreams!

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That time during the shift when you're so overwhelmed you ain't even got time for death. So you call security on him.

That feeling when the haldol kicks in...

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The moment right after the nurse administers Narcan.

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27 Posts; 142 Profile Views

It appears death has arrived.

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Elfriede has 40 years experience and specializes in ambulant care.

222 Posts; 3,967 Profile Views

Why Halloween ???

 

Just a normal day at the Rungholt-Social-Station.

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49 Posts; 329 Profile Views

In a world where antibiotics have stopped being effective; the STI got a lot scarier. 

 

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They cardioverted him this morning and he's in sinus rhythm now. You're late!

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"Stop! The hiccups are gone."

"Bring in Dracula, it's time to draw some blood."

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organichombre has 32 years experience and specializes in critical care, med/surg.

195 Posts; 3,955 Profile Views

I'm sorry sir, I told them Robert Smythe"!

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6 Posts; 363 Profile Views

“Hey charge, I think another bed is about to be open!”

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Announcer: Dr. Death and Robonurse have taken control of the hospital placing staff into trance-like states and throwing patients into spasms of terror!  Oh the horrors! Will nurse Julie wake up, will her patient survive?! Tune in next week for the spine tingling continuation of this suspenseful episode! 

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419 Posts; 7,455 Profile Views

I swear to God, I do NOT get paid enough for this nonsense!

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