Specialties School
Published Jun 1, 2017
I wait for the end
one more vomit sans witness
ice pack lice check plague
Your turn
NurseCard, ADN
2,847 Posts
I'm not a school nurse
I just love this board so much
Kids are home, I'm sad
shark_nurse14, BSN, RN
102 Posts
Classroom party fun
Peanuts, tree nuts, eggs, and milk
EpiPens at home
Throat red and swollen
"Mom gave me pink medicine"
Voicemail left on cell
Did you poop today?
Oh, you say it's been three days?
I am not surprised
NutmeggeRN, BSN
2 Articles; 4,624 Posts
Done with those helicopter parents
They make me want to sob uncontrollably
Their kids futures are scary
JenTheSchoolRN, BSN, RN
3,035 Posts
Yep, out of cough drops
No, I will not order more
Drink some water, please
JerseyTomatoMDCrab, BSN
588 Posts
I know you are bored
I did third grade too, you know?
I lived, as will you
Don't care if it's warm
Or that you got a new pool
You are staying here!
Listen here, punk kid
I was not born yesterday
You're not sick, go back to class
So, you peed your pants
Beggars can't be choosers, friend
Wear what I offer
I have no idea
What is taking mom so long
Fever one oh three
MHDNURSE
701 Posts
These are amazing! We should make T-shirts. Sums up our work lives pretty well.
Flare, ASN, BSN
4,431 Posts
there are all exceeding my expectations!! you are all amazing!!
ruby_jane, BSN, RN
3,142 Posts
So, you peed your pantsBeggars can't be choosers, friendWear what I offer
Can I modify?
Dress code serious
Can I modify?Dress code seriousBeggars can't be choosers, friendWear what I offer
YES.
Adding:
It is not gym day
You must be in uniform
I'm not Old Navy
djh123
1,101 Posts
Why clueless teacher send
Kid to nurse
No medical problem
tippeny
114 Posts
Please leave my office
I'm sorry that you are bored
Yep, I'm their school mom
CiaMia, BSN, MSN, DNP, RN, APRN, NP
367 Posts
These are amazing!!! I'm not a school nurse BUT rotated in an elementary school for part of my community health class and loved it. I hope it's okay to chime in!
Vision screenings with
Pictures letters and numbers
Please stand on the mark
Another shed tooth
We are out of treasure chests
Have necklace instead
Asthma plus playground
Heard the wheezing from the door
Yep inhaler time
Too much time in files
We need your vaccine records
Note sent home again