Quote from BiscuitRN
I've got a kinder & a 5th grader each on a little bed in the same room. I am helping another student as I hear a tiny voice whisper scolding "I said stay quiet. Quiet!" I peek in "what's going on?" Little one points at the older one "he won't stop moving, and he's really annoying me, and he's not really sick he's just pretending. If he was really sick he wouldn't be moving so much." This kid has a LOT of opinions. Some more gems from him: told me that you have to be "real close" to someone to get sick from them because "germs don't have feet, they just have little flippy floppies to flop on over to you," and he says his dad is sick because "mom gets sick then dad won't stop hugging her so he gets sick from her. I tell dad STOP HUGGING MOM, but he just keeps hugging her. I don't know why. He just can't stop hugging mom."
Omg... so cute!
I had a student who was scared of me the first time he met me. He cried and I asked, why are you crying? "I'm scared of the doctor!" he cried, and I smiled and explained that I'm not a doctor, I'm the "School nurse" (Don't kill me, he doesn't know what a medical aide is.) he still cries and I asked him why he's afraid of the doctor. "It's because my dad went to the doctor and he poked him inside his butt and he said it hurts. I don't want to be poked inside my butt!"
I swear I never laughed so hard in my life, on what I heard. I asked him do you mean shots? He said "no, that the doctor used his fingers and his dad said it hurt like a b***ch."
I tried so hard not to laugh, and told him that's a bad word and we don't use words like this and told him I wasn't going to do this at all. After calming him, I called his parents to talk to him about his issue (I think he just had a stuffy nose) and his mom talked to him and he left. I told his mother what he told me and she laughed so hard and apologized that his son hears things when he's not suppose to and it's a habit of his to repeat what he hears.
He's now in 1st and he loves me so much, but I still remember him as the butt doctor kid. xD