I have a few !
" I have a bead stuck up my nose" Thank goodness he was able to sneeze it out !
" I wet my pants" Fourth grade girl
" My head itches" did a Head check and sure enough there was lice !
" My teacher says I feel warm" t- 98.3
" I picked up a dead rabbits tail" He pulled it out in my office and I almost fainted !
I can go on and on and on