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Rectal thermometer!

this was sent to me in an email....

a very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. when she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

'well, that's great.......that's just great..........some a**hole's got my pen!' :lol2:

emtb2rn, BSN, RN, EMT-B

Specializes in Emergency.

What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste.


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