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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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Brian has 16 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele.

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Do you just want a little trimmed off the top?

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Is that a bird I hear???

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whichone'spink has 3 years experience as a BSN, RN.

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(thinking to myself) I'll take this over putting leads on a woman with breast cheese.

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BostonTerrierLover has 16 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

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Mr. Austin Powers, You sure have gone down!

Dr. Evil will be in shortly.

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Don't you worry Mr. Smith, all the girls at school call me the "Hairy Guy Whisperer"

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Wish I got paid for the two extra hours it will take me to wax this patient so I can do a full head-to-toe assessment :(

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Well Sir, I think a bunch of bananas would make you feel a lot better.!

Sheilah Bologna R.N.

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"Okay Mr. Jones... I have to get your vitals. Can you take off your sweater for me?"

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hlfpnt is a BSN, RN and specializes in LTAC, Homehealth, Hospice Case Manager.

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"Excuse me, sir, but I need to go find my instructor!"

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Always_Learning has 3 years experience as a BSN, RN.

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The bad news is that I have to do an EKG. The good news is that removing the electrodes constitutes our complimentary waxing service.

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I hope I can hear heart and lungs sounds thru that fur or my clinical instructor will surely fail me. I swear she is out to get me with these patient assignments!

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Bortaz has 11 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.

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Yes sir, I know these scrubs make my butt look big. Now, hold still, Mr. Smith. I have to apply these EKG leads.

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